Soooo…..How
should I play it this time? Bravado…check at the front door. “No…please you go
first”….”I am fine to wait”….”No sir. No worries. …I am in
no rush…please take
your time…I am just….poor innocent little girl who…umm..has just bought this
cute scarf….and this cute blanket……isn’t is pretty….aren’t the craftspeople
here amazing….and this city..(which by the way….actually does go down as one of
top ten ever for me…honestly….I really want to go back…badly…I know….Calcutta?
YES. Try it. )….and I am super friendly and
nice and sweet and…yeah also I have this little hard drive ….I need to send home.
Please dear sir can you help?” Eyelash blink…blink….blink.….”I am just a sad
little soul”….blink blink.
Response….(I swear to god)….”Mam”….”Come sit back here behind the counter and lets shoot the shit about America while I type up your order.”
Just a simple blanket…made by local
craft people…yeah and maybe something…else…
probably a toy for a child, that is all. :) (Photo: JLewis) |
Response….(I swear to god)….”Mam”….”Come sit back here behind the counter and lets shoot the shit about America while I type up your order.”
SCORE!!! DHL WINS BY A LANDSLIDE!!!
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