Jennifer’s parking lot adventures

So I am back in the US and am at the store taking a break from going

They all look the same…except some have 

foreign people in them. AKA….People you don't know.

through video from Asia. I come out and this guy has parked on my passenger side. And he has parked so close, that he is having a really hard time getting back in. 

I start to think…inside my head…..”Hey!”…”Don’t be mad at me! You are the idiot that parked like that! I would never park that close to you like that.!”

And on and on in my head….I am arguing with this guy.

I go to my door, I grab the handle open it, still watching him, waiting for him to turn and scowl at me. I look down……and….this girl is sitting there reading a book. Why? …….because……It is not my car. 

OMG! She is looking at me like…:”I’m getting car jacked….here it goes. It will all go down from here….maybe I will die.”

So I just said “Oh….not my car” ….and I gently closed the door. OMG. Jennifer!!! I laughed so hard I could barely locate my actual car.

So now I am dangerous in cars and dangerous approaching and getting into cars also it seems. Goody.

THE…LAST malaria pill!!!!

Malaria pills can be shitty. Why? Well…some make you nauseous….some make you semi high…a bad high I should add. I have had the bad high ones before. But….They are obviously better than malaria. Or ….this is what I understand.

The very last Malaria Pill!!!! (Photo: JLewis)

So as I am back from malaria ridden places, I am thinking about saying fuck it for the rest of my malaria pills. I tell another regular malaria pill taking friend who reminds me about basic biology…which I …maybe didn’t pay attention to…as much as I should of…while an undergrad. This friend mentioned…um….you gotta keep taking these BECAUSE….you may still have this malaria stuff in your system. Oh. Ok. Also…as per this friends previous directions…I got the most expensive ones (8 bucks a pill…which as my doctor also said….money…or death…which do you prefer?) so…might as well chuk em all down. Here’s to the last of these mothers! :)