Here is a list of NOT
4. Riding without a helmet and recalling the
stories dispelled by your mother who was an Emergency Room nurse about how she
learned what brains look like thanks to motorcycle accidents. God I used to
love my bedtime stories…..
You can’t take Jennifer’s anywhere..PART II
So you might remember from the previous trip, how taking me
on a motorcycle could prove well…embarrassing if you are the driver (http://dolphindocu.blogspot.com/2014/03/gaining-weight-and-embarrassingpeople.html).
Well, it turns out I CAN DO BETTER!!!
I am riding with Gopal around western Nepal to film him with
his family and friends. As usual I am carrying my 70lb world with me on my
back. All is great.
Interesting place to wear a helmet? (Photo: J Lewis) |
We pull up next to our hotel in the evening. There is a
fire pit surrounded by men warming up as the sun goes down. Little did they
know…entertainment was coming!
So I try to get off the bike and make the mistake of bending
backwards JUST TO what was apparently a critical point according to physics. A
point where gravity stops you, hands you a martini, pushes you aside and firmly
states “I’m taking over!”. Over the back of the cycle! There was simply nothing
to do but just relax and enjoy it and see what was gonna happen. This is simply
how I do accidents. Highly recommended method. I mean, think about it. If shit
is going down, which for me happens a lot, but for most of you probably not
terribly often, why not take that rare opportunity to just marvel at it? Why
spend your last seconds in fear. Fear vs awe. Its all attitude.
But anyway, I land on my back with my foot trapped somewhere
on the motorcycle. And now since the pack is more than half my weight, I am
stuck. Like a beetle. Poor Gopal. He turns around to see his retarded friend
stuck on the ground. I am fine. It is actually quite comfortable down there. And
I am just giggling and wondering…1) when will they get me up? and 2) will there
still be beer left at that time?
What is really funny, apparently there is a disease you can
get that causes this retarded motorcycle gravity issue to occur repeatedly. But
only when there is a crowd. Of men. And your driver is a man. Who wants to look
respectable. But cannot…bc he has a Jennifer. :)
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